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Sheer Volume!

Thu, 28 May 2009 16:54:06 -0500

I imagine anyone reading this will think “That perfectly describes members of the [opposing political viewpoint] party.”

And they would be correct.

My new favorite doctor.

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:44:07 -0500

My new favorite doctor.

"Huh, the high school choir’s gonna have some trouble getting its April concert together if..."

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:41:37 -0500

““Huh, the high school choir’s gonna have some trouble getting its April concert together if that’s Miss Falconer’s† head bobbing up and down out there.””

- Two Dozen More Bodies Found In Lake Wobegon | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

Where the Wild Things Are

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:52:54 -0500

Where the Wild Things Are:

Via Daring Fireball

Seriously, this was such a fun book growing up. And Spike Jonze?!?!? This will be great!

"I have heard that some in your community have characterized the play as 'people drinking in bars, and treating women as sex objects.' With apologies to William Shakespeare, this is like calling Hamlet a play about a castle."

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:02:57 -0500

"I have heard that some in your community have characterized the play as 'people drinking in bars, and treating women as sex objects.' With apologies to William Shakespeare, this is like calling Hamlet a play about a castle.":

Steve Martin is such a class act. I’ve been a big fan of his work (been in two plays, directed another) for a long time now. Glad to see one of my role models behaving admirably.

Good work, Steve!

"Words neither spoken in dialogue nor used in script * Palpatine * A-Wing * B-Wing *..."

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:15:45 -0500

“

Words neither spoken in dialogue nor used in script

* Palpatine
* A-Wing
* B-Wing
* Y-WIng
* AT-AT
* AT-ST
* TIE Interceptor
* TIE Bomber

”

- http://camerondaigle.tumblr.com/post/86010120/marketing-genius

I'm going to need a custom hairnet.

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:54:04 -0500

Gus Gus, my dog, can sit, stay, roll over, lay down, shake my hand, give me ‘knucks,’ high five me and he’s an ace fetcher.

Now I’m working on Omlet. Soon I’ll be able to sleep in another 15 minutes each morning.

On the ebb and flow of spam

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:26:40 -0600

I have noticed a trend, lately, where spam emails tend to oscillate between attempts to sell me pills for my penis, and attempts to sell me fake watches.
Maybe the watch is to let you know when it’s been more than four hours?

xkcd - A Webcomic - Piano A retelling of a classic dirty joke....

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:32:21 -0600

xkcd - A Webcomic - Piano

A retelling of a classic dirty joke. Well done, sir, well done.

merging multiple emails into one google contact

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:42:39 -0600

merging multiple emails into one google contact:

How did I miss this for so long? I’ve been doing this by hand for years.