May 28, 2009

Sheer Volume!

http://bit.ly/wl9EO

I imagine anyone reading this will think “That perfectly describes members of the [opposing political viewpoint] party.”

And they would be correct.

April 15, 2009
My new favorite doctor.

My new favorite doctor.

April 4, 2009
Huh, the high school choir’s gonna have some trouble getting its April concert together if that’s Miss Falconer’s† head bobbing up and down out there.
March 25, 2009
March 13, 2009
March 12, 2009

Words neither spoken in dialogue nor used in script

* Palpatine
* A-Wing
* B-Wing
* Y-WIng
* AT-AT
* AT-ST
* TIE Interceptor
* TIE Bomber

March 11, 2009

I'm going to need a custom hairnet.

Gus Gus, my dog, can sit, stay, roll over, lay down, shake my hand, give me ‘knucks,’ high five me and he’s an ace fetcher.

Now I’m working on Omlet. Soon I’ll be able to sleep in another 15 minutes each morning.

February 11, 2009

On the ebb and flow of spam

I have noticed a trend, lately, where spam emails tend to oscillate between attempts to sell me pills for my penis, and attempts to sell me fake watches.
Maybe the watch is to let you know when it’s been more than four hours?

February 10, 2009
xkcd - A Webcomic - Piano 
A retelling of a classic dirty joke. Well done, sir, well done.

xkcd - A Webcomic - Piano

A retelling of a classic dirty joke. Well done, sir, well done.

February 9, 2009